watched the oscars? >> yes. >> and you missed michelle obama, right? >> you're taping "walking dead." i heard. great. >> michelle obama gave the award by video. >> okay. >> best joke of the night in my mind, seth mcfarland, where does rihanna go with chris brown? what was the date night movie? >> this is -- is it about domestic violence? >> "jango unchained." but it had people on the floor, i must say. my retelling was not -- >> i liked chris kardashian. >> chris brown, rihanna, they've had problems, but the movie -- >> yeah, but why -- >> violent. >> well, that is a domestic abuse joke that i don't find funny. >> well, let me -- >> i like the kardashian one he told better. >> that was good. >> i watched this guy kill his wife in a jacuzzi on "dateline" and i'm up to speed on that story. >> that's the only one. >> okay. if you want to trash absennbc's offering, that's fine. >> not at all. >> and that guy, he looks like a -- you know the guy i'm talking about, the correspondent? i love him. in economic news, a new survey shows keith something, keith -- >> i'll look it up. >> shows china'